And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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