Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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