i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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