Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
