so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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