arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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