i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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