That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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