Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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