I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
