peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
birth control should be required to get into college
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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