the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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