Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have fence marks all over my body
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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