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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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