he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think my vagina is haunted
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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