no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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