Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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