im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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