i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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