I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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