ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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