I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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