I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish you could order shots online.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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