Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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