Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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