So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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