Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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