HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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