WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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