I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
