why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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