do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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