I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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