Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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