I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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