Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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