Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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