I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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