did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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