we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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