I heard we made out
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just found puke in my bra..
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
