mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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