so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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