period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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