Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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