I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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