apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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