you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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