You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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