do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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