your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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