So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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