if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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