did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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